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Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Leyana’s Disorder
Cause:	influence of the Devil
Symptoms:	extreme reflective shots, going bump in the night, regurgitation, automatic writing
Cure:	Kryptonite
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Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Mesyel’s Syndrome
Cause:	smoking
Symptoms:	slightly enlarged liver and spleen, howling at the moon, whistling
Cure:	acupuncture
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Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Mimi’s Syndrome
Cause:	excessive Internet usage
Symptoms:	darkening of urine, red urine, hair tangling, vague terror
Cure:	drink five pints of beer every day before meals
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THE PSM (PEGAWAI SISTEM MAKLUMAT) WHO’S IN CHARGE OF THE E-MAIL SERVER IS CURRENTLY ON LEAVE FOR ONE WHOLE WEEK AND TODAY, THE SERVER DIED. WE HAVE 5 OTHER PSM IN HERE AND FUCK THEM ALL NOT EVEN ONE CAN BE RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO GO AND SWITCH THAT DAMN E-MAIL SERVER ON!!!! STUPID PSM!!!! DAMN PSM!!! FUCK PSM!!! GO TO HELL ALL PSM!!!! OH, EXCEPT FOR MY IMMEDIATE BOSS. HE CAN BE FORGIVEN BCOS HE WAS NEVER INVOLVED IN THE E-MAIL SERVER THING.

WHAT MAKES ME REALLY MAD WAS THE FACT THAT:-

1. THE PSM WHO AGREED TO BE THE “BACK-UP” DOESNT WANT TO DO ANYTHING WITH THE E-MAIL SERVER BCOS KUNUN “TIDAK MAU DIPERSALAHKAN KALAU ADA APA2 JADI SAMA TU SERVER”!!! OOPS! WRONG EXCUSE!!! KALAU TIA TAU, CAKAP TIA TAU BAHHHH!!! DONT EVER GIVE OUT STUPID LAME EXCUSES THAT MAKES YOU LOOK EVEN MORE STUPID THAN YOU ALREADY ARE!!!

2. THE PSM WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO GET THAT THING WORKING ALSO KERAS KEPALA, DOESNT WANT TO DO ANYTHING WITH THE SERVER BCOS KUNUN “SURUHLAH ORANG YG BACK-UP DIA BUAT”

WHAT????!!!!

ARE THEY AWARE THAT THIS IS NOT THE PERFECT TIME FOR THEM TO HARBOUR PERSONAL GRUDGE AGAINST EACH OTHER!!!! THIS MY DEAR PSM(S) (WHO THOUGHT THAT THEY’RE SUPER SMART), INVOLVES THE WHOLE UMS NOT BEING ABLE TO USE THE E-MAIL!!!! AND WHEN THE USERS CALLED TO INQUIRE/COMPLAIN ON WHY THE SERVER IS DOWN, WHO’S ANSWERING THE PHONE???!!! YOU????!!! ARE YOU THE ONES WHO ARE BEING YELLED AT BY SOME UN-UNDERSTANDING USERS (WHO ALSO THOUGHT THAT THEY’RE THE SMARTEST PEOPLE ALIVE)???!!!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE STOP BEING ASSHOLES!!!!

THIS IS INDEED AN ANGRY POST!!!!

ERGGGGHHHH!!! I FEEL LIKE SLAPPING THEM, KICKING THEM, TURN THEM INTO PUNCHING BAGS, STRANGLE THEM, HANG THEM UNTIL THEY DIE SO THAT THEY CAN JUST GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!! NO… TORTURE THEM FIRST, TIE THEM UPSIDE DOWN AND SLASH THEM OVER AND OVER AGAIN WITH THE SAMURAI SWORD LIKE THE ONE USED BY UMA THURMAN IN KILL BILL AND FEED THEM TO THE STRAY DOGS AROUND MY KAMPUNG!!!!!

ARGHHH!!!! I’M SO MAD I COULD EAT THEM ALIVE!!!!!!!!!

TO MY DEAR PSM(S), IF YOU HAPPEN TO READ THIS, PLEASE BE INFORMED, I’M NOT SORRY I WROTE THIS!!!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I FEEL RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

MENTANG2LAH WE’RE ONLY PENOLONG PSM, WE’RE NOT AUTHORISED TO ACCESS THE SERVER – NO PASSWORD, NO NOTHING!!! NEXT TIME U PSM(S) HAD BETTER LET US KNOW THOSE DAMN PASSWORDS. WE WILL BE MORE THAN WILLING TO GO THERE (SERVER ROOM) AND GET THOSE DAMN SERVER UP AND RUNNING OURSELVES!!!! OTHERWISE, WE PPSM (PITY THERE’S ONLY 2 OF US SERVING 6 PSM) WILL GO ON STRIKE AND WILL REFUSE TO TAKE ANY ORDER FROM ALL YOU SUPER-SMART PSM(S).

-END OF ANGRY POST-

read this (November, 19 2003 post) just now and was really inspired ~ not inspired to wrote the above post laa ~ so inspired i suddenly stopped being angry. i dont really get the meaning though but hmmm the wonders of words…

today indeed is a lazy monday

yesterday was labor day but since yesterday happened to be a sunday, today is officially observed as the holiday.

i’m kind of having a mental block right now… what do i write??? hmmm… guess a little update on what’s been happening since i last blogged.

ok, my last entry was last thursday… the one i sent via e-mail and via mobile phone. so strange, i’ve received delivery failure reports saying that i’m sending a spam mail but then, the entries were successfully published so… i just ignored those delivery failure thingy.

let’s see… what did i do on friday? oya, we had this meeting with the K*EKAUMAS (K*esatuan K*akitangan A*m). 😛 i (personally) think that it’s just a waste of time and i (personally) think i “dislike” the exco(s). memperjuangkan nasib kakitangan sokongan? bullsh*t! eksyen saja lebih 😛 okay, we did tell them about the problems we faced e.g not enough staff and all and kunun the exco looks very concerned and promised us that they’ll bring this to the upper management. let’s see if they can/will really do that. i (personally) think the exco(s) are in the union just for their personal interests. oops… i’m sorry if any of you exco(s) happened to read this, no offense, but this is exactly what i feel. but then again, i’m not sure if they’re IT literate enough to “bloghop” 😀 hehehehh… bad mimi, BAD MIMI! but really… my colleagues said most of the exco(s) “nampak tak cerdik” heheh… that’s her exact words.

ok, enough about that, otherwise somebody will seriously get in trouble

on saturday, UMS had this procession in conjunction with the Maulidur-Rasul celebration. actually, non-muslims are not compulsory to take part but we did – for the free baju kurung hehehehehhhehh and selendang hehehehheheh. i mean, come on… who wouldnt want free (new) clothes??? last year our theme color was light blue, this year is supposed to be yellow, but i think it looks more like light brown… ahh… anyway, dont want to do a lot of complaining – as long as it’s free, everything is beautiful… heheheh… like food also maahhh… all are tasty, especially if it’s free! and i think this year’s seamstress did a better job than the one last year. i’m really happy abt the new baju kurung (and selendang) but y’know, it’s been very hot and dry lately – and by very hot i mean VERY HOT – so, i got sunburnt eventhough i did use sunscreen… wahhhh… i got all pink… VERY PINK even the cashier at M*aju Cafe told me “wah… pinknya kakak” 😛 and now i look dark brown. reallyyyy… not only dark, but brown! Uwaaaa…. this year was the first time i manage to get my skin to be a bit fairer, now it’s all ruined!!! now i’m back to the old dark me… 🙁 tsk… tskkk….

i havent been taking any good pictures lately… but can anybody tell me what the hell is this?

that, my friend, is the K*FC C*olonel B*urger

looks really pathetic isnt it?

i think bagus lagi yg itu p*ilak2 jual di pasar malam, and cheaper some more! hmmmphhh… what ever happened to the good old days… i wonder

errrrkkk… ok, it worked but why are the ‘do you
yahoo’ thingy appeared

that’s embarrassing

and i couldnt seem to find the exclamation mark and
the question mark on this phone’s keyboard. oya, and
also the double quote. hmpphh *exclamation mark*
hehehhh

by d way, this is an Xplore G88

__________________________________________________
Do You Yahoo!?
Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around
http://mail.yahoo.com

Yay!! Posting via email works! The font different tho
but its no big deal.. I wont be blogging via email
that much. Wah… If i can really blog thru my phone,
then there would be no excuse for not updating my
blog. Unless my gprs is also not working la… Eh but
how to (press) ENTER ah?

__________________________________________________
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Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around
http://mail.yahoo.com

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gambar masa muda-muda dulu…
pigi panjat gunung sambil makan keropok dengan senyuman lebar kununnnn
senyuman trademark tu…

A Tribute To Jonathan Siambun (Oton)

If tears could build a stairway,
and memories were a lane,
i’d walk rite up to heaven
to bring u home again.

No farewell words were spoken
We Never had the chance
to bid u farewell, with a hug and a kiss
no time to say goodbye
u were gone be4 i knew it
and only god knows why.

May you rest in peace, dear Oton
though the tears will fall, from mine eyes because,
u were so wonderful a brother & a friend
u will be remembered by one and all,
tears will forever flow,
because your death was such a fatal blow

My heart still aches in sadness
and secret tears still flow
what it meant to lose you
no one will ever know

~ Personalised by Joyce J Siambun

hehehehh… i’m so excited i hv to blog abt this

a workshop on video production by FINAS is currently on going and our department, being the multimedia department was selected to be the venue for this workshop. today, they’re shooting a short movie and for one of the scenes, they need some (extra) actors and actresses. of course we (my colleagues & i) volunteered. bila lagi mo jadi bintang filem… hehehehh… u just hv to start somewhere, y’know…

it was just a short scene, where two people were waiting in front of the elevator as the numbers changed from 6 to 5 to 4 and to 3 (we’re at level 3) and then another 3 people arrived, and then the elevator opened and two people stepped out and the others go in. the scene is only about 2 – 3 minutes, depends on the elevator, but believe me, it takes us 7 shots! i was one of the first 2 (who was waiting in front of the elevator).

first and foremost, we did a rehearsal. the director said it was okay, except that we need to be closer to the elevator. so, ok, the real shoots took place. y’know what? i was so silly coz i get all nervous. i was just afraid i might giggle or worst still – laugh – in front of the camera. hv to take a deep breath before the director says “action!” ok, it works and i thought all was ok. but then, the director was not that satisfied so we had to do it all over again. this time, i borrowed my colleague’s handbag so that it looks more realistic. and plus, standing there, in front of the camera without anything to hold makes me feel all weird. ok, the elevator’s coming, and then when it opened, instead of two people stepping out, there are 4 of them so we cant help but let out an “eiiii…” silly! director said “cut!” hehehehhh… that’s the 2nd shot.

again…. in front of the elevator… the elevator came… suddenly “cut! Boom nampak!” – the mic man held the mic so low it entered the screen… oh dear… that was the 3rd shot. and then, start all over again, by this time, i was getting a bit relaxed. ok, the elevator is at the 4th floor, the director said, “action!” but then the elevator went to the 5th floor. “aiyaaa…. cut!” start all over again… i’m getting tired. hmmm… that was the 4th shot… and then this time, all of us are determined to give the best – so that we can go back to work. ok, “roll camera, action!” all was silent, suddenly “kok-kok-koooooo-kok”, “CUT!!!” yerrrr…. somebody forgot to put their cellphone to silent mode, and the rooster ringtone is so not cool… huh… i can’t believe it! that was the 5th shot!

now on to the 6th shot! everything went well and as soon as we stepped in the elevator and the door closed, all of us released a (very) loud laugh – reliefed that finally we manage to make a good shot! but hold it! that was only the 6th shot. we were told that when they played back the shot, the laugh (inside the elevator) can actually be heard! arghhhh!!!! by this time, i decided that i hate acting! it was fun though… so the 7th shot, it was all good! i feel euphoric but i dont think acting is for me.

so… that’s all… clap! clap! clap!

3 words : I AM SLEEPY

noooo… not “sleepy” as in “the seven dwarves” :-D.

lazy to write today

just wanted to say thanks to yon and mrbadak for the info on saturday’s incident. hmmm… sleepy oooo….