Category: Funny

…we’ve all got frustrated in exams!

jnr sent this to me… extremely hillarious… thought it wld be nice to share this with all of you.

Enjoy!

oh, and by the way, u need to click on the pic to view the original image. a bit blur though, hv to squint your eyes a bit…

ok, have a good laugh…

and i know u didnt ask but no, baby xavier is not here yet. another 4 weeks to go.

til then…

so malas to write a proper entry…

enjoy the lawak indon sajalah okay…

Saat ini jaman serba susah.

Harga BBM naik, akibatnya terjadi PHK
diberbagai perusahaan.

Salah satu yang terkena PHK adalah
Paijo.

Bulan ini ia tidak bisa lagi mengirim
uang untuk istrinya di kampung
halaman.

Ia hanya bisa mengirim surat .

Isinya demikian:

Istriku Tercinta,

Maafkan kanda sayang,

bulan ini Kanda tidak bisa mengirim
uang untuk kebutuhan keluarga di
rumah.

Kanda hanya bisa mengirimmu 1000
ciuman.

Paling cinta,

Kanda Paijo

Seminggu kemudian Paijo mendapat surat
balasan dari istri tercintanya:

Kanda Paijo tersayang,

Terima kasih atas kiriman 1000
ciumanmu.

Untuk bulan ini Dinda akan
menyampaikan laporan pengeluaran
keluarga :

Tukang minyak bersedia menerima 2
ciuman setiap kali membeli 5 liter
minyak tanah.

Tukang listrik mau dibayar dengan 4
ciuman per tanggal 10 setiap bulannya.

Pemilik kontrakan rumah mau dibayar
cicil dengan 3 x ciuman setiap
harinya.

Engkoh pemilik toko bahan makanan
tidak mau dibayar pakai ciuman. I

a maunya dibayar dengan yang lain..

Ya terpaksa Dinda berikan saja.

Hal yang sama juga Dinda berikan buat
kepala sekolah dan gurunya si Udin

yang sudah 3 bulan nunggak uang
sekolah..

Besok Dinda mau ke pegadaian untuk
tukerin 200 ciuman dengan uang tunai,

karena yang punya pegadaian sudah
bersedia menukarkan 200 ciuman +
bayaran lainnya

dengan uang 650ribu, lumayan buat
ongkos sebulan.

Keperluan pribadi Dinda bulan ini
mencapai 50 ciuman.

Kanda tersayang.. bulan ini Dinda
merasa jadi orang yang paling kaya di
kampung,

karena sekarang Dinda memberikan
piutang ciuman ke banyak pemuda di
kampung kita

dan siap ditukar kapan pun Dinda
butuhkan. Kanda,

dari kanda masih tersisa 125 ciuman,

apakah kanda punya ide?

Atau saya tabung saja ya?

Paling sayang,

dari Dinda seorang.

Gedubrak!! Paijo pun Pingsan.

i dont know what is it with this pocho-pocho dance that almost everybody go crazy abt it. entahlah, lately, macam in every function, these ppl will try to make a slot for pocho-pocho dance, be it a wedding, company’s annoual dinner, family day, uni student’s open day… semua mo ada pocho-pocho.

i dont get it. seriously, i DONT get it.

no offense but i dont see any ‘kesyokan’ of that dance… geli ada lah NO OFFENSE! Tapi kan, apa laitu? you go (sambil lenggang-lenggang badan):
1. four steps to your right, and then
2. four steps to the left,
3. foursteps backwards, and then
4. another four steps to the front and at the same time turn to your right.
5. repeat step 1 to 4 until the music ends… which according to jnr, is about 5 minutes long!

my goodness! kalau sya laa… i wouldve fainted by the 3rd round.

my colleague even dubbed this dance as the tarian OM…

anywayyy… hv i mentioned that jnr is now working with a new company? he used to work with Lektronex Eng S/B and after 5 yrs, he decided to join Faber Medi-serve. He told me that the work env. is totally different from what he’s used to. when he was with Lektronex, he build things… well, of course, not him alone lah bah… but then, he has to go to the project site every day, check on the progress, make decision on what to/not to do… assign who and who to do what and what… go meeting and fight with the s*****/d*** architect *sorry honey, that’s what u told me* and… emm… mostly that’s about it la… most of his working hours is spent in the project site… under the heat of the sun. i do hv a feeling that his job back then was quite stressful.

but now, i think his job is a bit more relaxing…. but a lot of OUTSTATIONS spent more of his working hours in the office, doing paperwork, reports, audits… scheduling… coz this is a maintenance company kan… and one more thing abt this new company, most of the staf are locals… so, of course the env. is much emm… friendlier than before… so, this december, they’re going to have a family day and they’ve organized activities like futsal… and volleyball mangkali tu. and for the dinner… his colleagues decided to do a – guess what??? – POCHO-POCHO DANCE

now, they’re bz practicing already and since jnr is new, they FORCE him to join them with the dance! kesian juga jnr ooo… but he said, tidak bagus juga if he refuse… nnt ppl say he sombong pula. and then, not only join in the dance tau, hv to be in the front row lagi kesian ooo… and then, all ladies lagi tu, so far only 2 guys yg ikut – including jnr la… the other guys kasi malu2 savo sya… kesian my honey kannnn… they even take video lagi…

and that’s just exactly what i want to share today…. heheheh… usually i posted ellone punya video, today, we watch daddy ellone punya video so long my introduction bah… mcm mo pi donggongon dari rumah sya but taking jalan blakang, pi putatan dulu and then round kk, masuk kolombong, pi bukit padang, tembus kibabaig… baru sampai donggongon

bah, enjoy the video aa… not that clear la bcos they use hphone bah…

jadi? apa kata pengkritik?

This is funny…. have a good laugh!

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man
Looks over at his wife and says: “Your butt is getting really big…….I
mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the Barbecue grill.” With
that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then
went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife’s bottom.
“Yes, I was right………your butt is two inches wider than our barbecue
grill!”

The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the
husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his
wife who completely brushes him off. “What’s wrong?” he asks. She answers:
“Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big grill for one lousy
little sausage?”

Well, guys, the moral of the story is……..NEVER….I mean NEVER, insult
your woman’s physique!!!