SPECIALLY FOR YOU, WITH LOVE

DEAR YOU-KNOW-WHO-YOU-ARE,

FIRST OF ALL, LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR.

I’M WRITING THIS HERE BECAUSE I KNOW YOU READ MY BLOG, ALTHOUGH YOU PRETENDED THAT YOU DIDN’T EVEN KNOW I HAVE ONE. I AM SO TEMPTED TO BARGE INTO YOUR COSY HUMONGOUS OFFICE RIGHT NOW WHICH YOU DIDNT EVEN DESERVE AND TELL YOU MYSELF ALL THE THINGS THAT I’M ABOUT TO WRITE, BUT I DECIDED AGAINST IT BECAUSE IT HAS SUDDENLY OCCURED TO ME THAT THERE WOULD BE NO POINT, YOU WOULD NOT LISTEN ANYWAY AND I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO GET MY MESSAGE ACROSS.

SO, HERE WE GO.

FROM NOW ON, I PROMISE TO BE A TOTALLY DEDICATED EMPLOYEE AND I PROMISE TO COMPLETE THE STUPID SYSTEM THAT YOU ARE SO CURIOUS ABOUT I’M CURRENTLY DOING IN 2 1/2 MONTHS. [YAY!!!]

(the 1/2 mths is because i MAY have to attend a training for 1 week and outstation also for 1 week)

BUT!

PLEASE BE REMINDED NOT TO SEND ME TO ANY STUPID MEETING UNRELATED TO MY JOB DESCRIPTION WITHIN THIS PERIOD. FAILURE TO DO SO WOULD RESULT IN EITHER MY SHOE FLYING TO YOUR HEAD [MODERATE], YOUR HEAD SLAMMED ON YOUR DESK [HARD] OR YOUR FACE WITH MY SPIT ON IT [EASY].

IF I FAILED TO DELIVER THE SYSTEM IN THE SPECIFIED TIME, PLEASE TAKE WHATEVER ACTION YOU DEEMED APPROPRIATE.

I REALLY HOPE YOU GOT THE MESSAGE.

SO NOW, LET US GET BACK AND GO ON WITH OUR LIVES PRETENDING THAT YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN OR READ THIS. LET US PRETEND THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED AND YOU DID NOT KNOW MY BLOG EXISTED.

AND TO YOU GOSSIPMONGER(S) OUT THERE, I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF THIS MESSAGE ARRIVED TO THE INTENDED PERSON WITHOUT, LET ME REPEAT "WITHOUT" YOUR HELP. OTHERWISE, BE PREPARED TO DODGE MY SHOE FLYING TO YOUR HEAD! I’M WEARING A PAIR OF VERY HEAVY CLOGS FOR SHOES TO WORK AND TRUST ME, I CAN KILL A DOG WITH THEM.

YOURS SINCERELLY,

KULI BATAK

P/S : ANY COMMENTS NOT IN FAVOUR OF THE BLOG OWNER WILL NOT BE ENTERTAINED AND WILL IMMEDIATELY BE DELETED!