i’ve been neglecting my blog – mainly because I was busy working [AHEM!!!] during the day and busy “farming” after office hour. And i’ve just realized that my last two entries are angry ones so i decided, today, i should spare a little time to entertain myself and hope u’ll find this amusing hehehe…
found this on Azlina’s blog. Thanks a lot for sharing, Sis 
- If you toss Mimi 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
- Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Mimi!
- Ideally, Mimi should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
- You share your birthday with Mimi.
- Mimi can smell some things up to six miles away!
- Ostriches stick their heads in Mimi not to hide but to look for water.
- Mimi can sleep for three and a half years.
- Mimi can turn her stomach inside out!
- All swans in England belong to Mimi.
- Contrary to popular belief, Mimi is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
OWH GOD!!! THIS IS SO FUNNY MANNNNN!!!!!
You should try this yourself hehehe…
1. wonder why my head weighs more?? 
2. well… hello there… I’m an American drink 
3. is that in C or F? 
4. WOW!!!! isn’t this KEWLLL??? I share my birthday with MIMI!!! 
5. Huh!! now u know, dun pray2 haaa…
6. Ok… not only American but Ostriches too
7. TRUE!!
8. Wow!!! 
9. Yes!!! All swans belong to me
10. hehe.. so, let me get this straight. I’m a popular American Drink that people believe can sober up a drunk person but actually i can only worsened the drunkeness of a drunk person? now i’m confused…. 
hehehe… come to think of it, i think i should turn this into a tag. in that case, i’m tagging these people Joyce, Misako, CikSengal, Bee, Elcynthia, Kadusmama, Herda, Azlin, MamaMia and Rahma.
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Hahahaha… this is so damn funny I couldn’t resist sharing this with the world.. sorry hunny hehehe
- If you don’t get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Jnr for the rest of the day.
- Early thermometers were filled with Jnr instead of mercury!
- Every day in the UK, four people die putting Jnr on!
- Britain’s Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Jnr.
- A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Jnr.
- On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Jnr!
- Jnr can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
- Jnr can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
- If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Jnr.
- While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Jnr.
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I couldn’t stop. This one is even funnier!!
- Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Leyana!
- Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Leyana!
- Leyana can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
- The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Leyana.
- Ostriches stick their heads in Leyana not to hide but to look for water.
- Four-fifths of the surface of Leyana is covered in water.
- Leyana can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
- Leyana will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.
- A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Leyana!
- Americans discard enough Leyana to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
i like #3 & #7 hahahaha….
wow!!! A rhino’s horn is made from Compacted hubby and i hehehe…
